I am not a fool, Mummy

This morning, as I sat in Papa's lap drinking milk from my bottle, I told Papa - "Papa, when we go to our new house I want a Jaguar."

As expected, Papa told me that he doesn't have so much money to buy me a Jaguar. Infact, he said that the Jaguar may cost more than the house also. Funny he is!!

So then I told him - "Mummy se paise le lo!!" 'Cos my Mummy is rich.

By then Mummy had also come out of the room and was over-hearing us. She immediately held out her hand and said - "Here.. take the money."

However, there was no money in her hand. Papa was trying to find the money that Mummy had supposedly given him for the Jaguar. But he was not able to.

As he looked puzzled, I told him.. "Papa, Mummy has not given you any money. She does like this with me also. Giving me jhooth-mooth (imaginary) money everytime. And she thinks I dont know."

"Mummy - I am not a fool!!! You are so funny!!"