Keshav the Policeman

I have decided that when I grow up, I will become a Policeman. I will catch all the robbers who steal from people and put them in the jail. I will also catch the cranky kids and put them in the jail. Also, I will catch the Mummys, Papas and Maasis and put them in the jail because they scold kids.

The babies will be put in the baby jail. I shall also have a big jail where I will put the big people.

I will live in the police station only and will not come back home. I will not sleep. I will work and work and work only. All policemen have a special home inside the police station only. It is called Police Center Jail. It is called a jail but it is not a jail. I will have my lunch and dinner there only.

I will write in English.. no sorry.. in Hindi. Actually I will only write my name in Hindi - केशव मोहता. I will write all other things in English only. I will write about how to catch robbers and Mummys and Papas. 

So all you robbers, Mummys, Papas, Maasis and cranky kids be careful. I will catch you all when I become a policeman.

My friends

I have a friend at school called Jash. He is my friend. He is my friend because I discuss things with him, very important things. For example, we discuss about our sports day. We discuss about our race in the sports day. We discuss about which girl's hand we have to hold in the race and then run to the finish line. It is very important.

I have another friend in my building. His name is Sannath. He also studies in my school and goes with me in the same mini-van every day. I also discuss important things with Sannath.

Only those people with whom I discuss important things are my friends.

What I want for Christmas

This morning Mummy is taking me to a Christmas Carnival. Actually Alpa Aunty has bought the tickets and my friends Shamika and Tanusha are also coming along. Mummy tells me that there will be a Santa Claus there as well.

I am very excited about meeting Santa Claus. I want to tell him what I want for Christmas.

I want 10 puppets - 10 paper puppets with hand prints. I dont want my hand prints on them. I want other babies to put hand prints on them. And so that I can see the puppets face, the hand prints must be on their bodies. I want one lion, one tiger, one horse, and some other animals too.

I will then do puppet shows for everyone who will like to see this puppet show. I will not do puppet shows for any bad babies. My puppets do not like any bad babies.

In the puppet show there will be Leo the Lion and Simba the Tiger. It will go like this -

Leo Lion to Simba Tiger - "Simba, will you play with me?"

Simba Tiger - "Yes Leo, I will play with you. I am not scared of you so I can play with you."

Leo Lion becomes very happy and sings -

Hip Hip Hurray Happily
Simba Tiger will play with me.

Keshav saves Papa

Today I have made my Papa's day.

As Papa was waking me up at 630 am (I have to go to school so I have to wake up early), he asked me if I was Keshav or Keshi. Keshi, as some of you may know, was the horse demon sent by Kansa, that Krishna उर्फ़ Keshav had killed.

I told him that I was Keshav. He then asked who is Keshi. So I told him that Mummy is Keshi. Papa got scared.. really scared of Keshi. So I told him that I am Keshav and I will protect him from Keshi. I told him to hide behind me and hugged him tightly. Then I put my hand inside Keshi's mouth and make it very hot. All of Keshi's teeth fell out. Finally I lifted up Keshi and threw it far far away.

"Papa, I have thrown away Keshi. Now you dont need to worry."

PS: Fortunately Mummy was sleeping all this time. Else I would be worried as well!!!