For those of you who don't watch Hindi movies, please go and check out a movie called Krish. For those of you who do, need I say more.
Yes, I thrashed up Rehan Roshan, Hrithik Roshan's son. It all happened like this.
Yesterday evening, I had gone to the Club in the evening with Mummy and Papa. We had taken my sand kit, as they wanted to introduce me to the sand pit. Since it was still very hot and sunny, we sat down in the shade on the grass lawns, and wait for the sun to go down a bit.
I was generally exploring all the things for the sand pit and walking around with a couple of them in hand. Mummy and Papa were sitting around and chatting among themselves. A few feet from us were this lady and this small boy, though a bit bigger than me, I think.
Mummy soon started talking to that lady and asking her all sorts of things (which I ofcourse don't understand). Then the conversation got over and each of them got back to their own things.
Soon after, this lady started egging that boy onto us. This boy got up and started moving menacingly towards us. I watched him out of the corner of my eye for a few seconds. He seemed to grow in confidence every step and I was suddenly afraid for the safety of my parents. After all, how could someone even threaten them in my presence!!
When I thought the boy had crossed all limits of safety, I got up very quietly. I had the sand-pit toys in my hand as weapons. Little would this silly boy know that there were not only toys, but could also be effectively used against an adversary.
I quickly moved ahead and before the boy got a chance to react, I gave him one sock on his face!! Lo and behold, this big boy almost started bawling and ran back to that lady :)
By this time, Papa also noticed what happened and came and picked me up. Since I did not want to alarm them of the threat this boy had posed, I played along and said sorry to that boy, when Papa insisted that I do.
But I also gave him a look, out of the corner of the eye, that said.. "Buddy.. you better not try and harm my parents!! I will take all your teeth out and feed them to the crows!! And yes, I know what teeth and crows are.. so don't try me!!"
By this time Mummy and Papa were in a bit of a tizzy..
"Oh.. Keshav has beat up Hrithik Roshan's son!!"
Whatever...
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All bad guys beware our krishna is back in his new "keshav" Avataar.
Daadu
Ha ha ... this is really interesting ... :-)
Good post.
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