Today I gave my Dad a small dose of what he can expect if he does not give me the right attention and time.
Imagine, he was with me for a few minutes yesterday morning and then disappeared for the entire day, only to appear at some 4 in the evening. Then also, he did not spend enough time with me nor played much with me.
Then again, this morning he arrived a good 30 minutes later than his usual time. And worse, started speaking to someone or the other on the phone.
That's when I decided that enough is enough. I cried a little, knowing that would get his attention and looked beseechingly at him - "Please hold me in your hands and comfort me!!"
Sure as the sun rises, that got his attention and he picked me up and held me close to himself, talking to me and comforting me. I let myself be for a few minutes and enjoyed all the attention and then, with a straight face, let out a stream of 'susu'. He instantly realised that something was wrong as the cloth became warm and wet.
To his credit, he very calmly smiled at me and said - "Keshav.. susu kar diya!! Ganda baby!!"
He was lucky for his smile, else I was in half a mind to give him another treatment for calling me 'Ganda baby'.
Anyways, I was soon transferred to the maid who cleaned me up and wrapped me in a fresh cloth once again. Once again, I landed up in my father's lap and he started playing with me. This time I thought I should let him enjoy for a bit longer before giving him another dose of the months and years to come.
So after some 10-15 mins, I let out a big big fart..(almost as big as his i think.. I used to hear when I was inside my Mom, you see!!). Along with the fart came some potty as well and once again my dear Papa was smiling at me.
Guess he realised that I had planned it all along, because when I came back after the usual cleaning and changing, he instantly put aside all his gadgets and spent the next 30 minutes playing with me and talking to me.
For his sake I hope he will learn fast and hence will have less to suffer. Else...
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Hi Keshav
Take a suggestion dude- dont be so obsessed about your dad. Look up to your mom and at least mention a word about her in your next blog- she is the one who has nurtured you for nine months and will be looking after you for your life. Your dad will be busy on his mobile, laptop and blackberry.
Hi Keshav,
All the best...I am waiting to see who is the naughtiest of the lot..Keshav, mom or dad. Would like to know more about you.
Hey Keshav.. sahi hain dude.. keep up the good work.. your Dad definitley needs those lessons :D...
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