For those of you who don't watch Hindi movies, please go and check out a movie called Krish. For those of you who do, need I say more.
Yes, I thrashed up Rehan Roshan, Hrithik Roshan's son. It all happened like this.
Yesterday evening, I had gone to the Club in the evening with Mummy and Papa. We had taken my sand kit, as they wanted to introduce me to the sand pit. Since it was still very hot and sunny, we sat down in the shade on the grass lawns, and wait for the sun to go down a bit.
I was generally exploring all the things for the sand pit and walking around with a couple of them in hand. Mummy and Papa were sitting around and chatting among themselves. A few feet from us were this lady and this small boy, though a bit bigger than me, I think.
Mummy soon started talking to that lady and asking her all sorts of things (which I ofcourse don't understand). Then the conversation got over and each of them got back to their own things.
Soon after, this lady started egging that boy onto us. This boy got up and started moving menacingly towards us. I watched him out of the corner of my eye for a few seconds. He seemed to grow in confidence every step and I was suddenly afraid for the safety of my parents. After all, how could someone even threaten them in my presence!!
When I thought the boy had crossed all limits of safety, I got up very quietly. I had the sand-pit toys in my hand as weapons. Little would this silly boy know that there were not only toys, but could also be effectively used against an adversary.
I quickly moved ahead and before the boy got a chance to react, I gave him one sock on his face!! Lo and behold, this big boy almost started bawling and ran back to that lady :)
By this time, Papa also noticed what happened and came and picked me up. Since I did not want to alarm them of the threat this boy had posed, I played along and said sorry to that boy, when Papa insisted that I do.
But I also gave him a look, out of the corner of the eye, that said.. "Buddy.. you better not try and harm my parents!! I will take all your teeth out and feed them to the crows!! And yes, I know what teeth and crows are.. so don't try me!!"
By this time Mummy and Papa were in a bit of a tizzy..
"Oh.. Keshav has beat up Hrithik Roshan's son!!"
Whatever...
Monday, May 19, 2008
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Keshav goes to play
I went to the mall today. There is a play area for the kids, and that's where Mom-Dad took me. There are a lot of games and rides, but most of these are for older kids. For bachchas my age, there is a "Toddler's Den". That's where I went.
It was a really cool place. The whole place was lined with these soft mats, so that I would not get hurt if I fell. It was quite like the mats that Mummy had got for me at home, just that those were nicer and had some cartoons on them.
There was this small house which had a gate and two windows. I went inside and found a lot of plastic balls on the floor. Mom and Dad stood at the two windows and I kept running from one window to the other handing them the plastic balls and taking new ones from them.
Then we went to this big car which was full of plastic balls. I got in there and played with the balls for a long time.

I would keep throwing them out and Papa would keep throwing them back in. There were some other kids who came into the car as well. Most were bigger then me, but there was this one taklu guy who seemed my size. So I quickly scared him off by knocking him on his head. He moved back and let me have the larger space. Quite a good move I thought :)
Then Papa took me to this big slide. He would place me at the top and I would slide down to the bottom (he was sort of holding me to prevent me from tumbling down head-first). Mummy would be sitting at the foot of the slide. This was really a lot of fun. I also tried climbing up the slide, and managed it as well with some help from Papa.
We spent some more time in the Den and then left for home. I totally enjoyed myself and want to go back again soon.
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